You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you horny chick with cam ? You: milk the nectar You: yeah You: milk your nectar on my chest Stranger: ur msn? You: my mission is to please Stranger: what You: you asked my mission Stranger: gimme ur msn Stranger: im wanking You: to please Stranger: i want to see u and cum You: Send me some cum You: I will use it Stranger: sure Stranger: first make me cum You: okay nectar bringer You: I thirst for the holy nectar Stranger: yea Stranger: give me ur msn You: okay, where do we go from here Stranger: i wanna watch u and cunt You: my mission is to please you baby You: mmmm i want you to watch me and cunt Stranger: cum Stranger: babe Stranger: do it Stranger: fast You: okay i'll do it and cunt You: i'll You: do You: it You: and You: cunt Stranger: yea Stranger: or yahoo Stranger: give me Stranger: msn You: place your member on my flesh mounds You: aka breastfeedes You: *feeders You: ever feed on tit nectar? You: nourishing You: to say the lease You: *least You: sorry can't type, i have a sculpture of your dick in my hand You: i've been sculpting it since this conversation began You: Certain personality traits reveal a lot about your boner shape You: i'm thinkin' big and thick You: and full of nectar Stranger: i wanked] Stranger: and all necter came out You: oh good Stranger: woo You: okay, could you send me some of the nectar You: that's very essential to my mission Stranger: ok Stranger: lick it all Stranger: bahha You: well, that's not on the addendum You: but if we end up with some extra time i'll consider Stranger: i wacthed Stranger: cam in Stranger: adultfriendfinder site You: did you find an adult friend? You: other than myself You: jesus, how many adult friends have you found You: i feel dirty Stranger: what Stranger: i dont give fuck abt request Stranger: i just use that site to see cam You: do you see cum? You: so you watch the cam and pretend I am the person on the cam? Stranger: i like Stranger: to wank seing cam Stranger: rather than watchinfg porn You: i don't understand Stranger: hmm Stranger: nvm Stranger: where are u from? and are u old? You: I come from within the earth and I am older than you could ever imagine You: I predate man You: and I am cumming You: and it feels so good Stranger: i know right Stranger: nth feels good than that Stranger: hahaha Stranger: age> You: nth feels good than that is right Stranger: ?? You: twenty somethin' if you catch my drift You: I'm in my young teens Stranger: i see Stranger: whats ur age Stranger: dont be too confusing You: 15 and a half Stranger: i rarelly understand what u say...my english is not good You: 17 in 6 months Stranger: 15 and half? wtf Stranger: really? You: mostly You: well, mainly Stranger: u sound like old woman of abt Stranger: 34 Stranger: who likes man slaves Stranger: hahahahaa You: I have older woman sensibilities You: my love for slave men is part of my love for dystopian sci-fi Stranger: haha Stranger: cant understand Stranger: but i cant Stranger: believe u r 16 yrs old You: well how old are you? You: I'm probably about the same age Stranger: same age?? Stranger: with ehom? Stranger: whom You: same age as you You: probably You: what kind of age do you look for in a potential lover Stranger: u think i am 16 yrs old kidd? Stranger: lol Stranger: i am 18 You: i'm trying to figure out how old I am Stranger: little girl Stranger: 19 Stranger: sorry You: I am ancient, earthling You: I predate your species Stranger: i bet you are typing this advance sentence in order to confuse me Stranger: u are not like this normally Stranger: jajajaja You: pfft, mortals Stranger: do play computer games like call of duty?? You: i don't play your reindeer games, pal Stranger: i see Stranger: i need key code for it You: I have one Stranger: i dont have credit card Stranger: jajaja You: It's written on the inside of my bottom rib You: cut my chest open and get it outt You: that would get me goin' You: the juices flowin' Stranger: hahaha Stranger: u know what Stranger: i just can understand 20% of things u type Stranger: lol You: I'm no statician You: but I'm going to provide some statistics anyway You: 100% of you is the worst You: 0% of you is best Stranger: hmm Stranger: ok You: stats make me cum Stranger: wtf Stranger: haha i cant understand a bir Stranger: bit Stranger: yet ok Stranger: i am going to play game now Stranger: bored now You: have fun with your reindeer games my child Stranger: yea ppl of 50 yrs age also play those reindeer games Stranger: its so cool indeed You: okay lets end this Stranger: and i joked little old lady...i am not horny guy bahahaha Stranger: k it was nice..=) see u next time here if chance You: fuck you You: i thought you were horny You: that's fucked up Stranger: u r not that lucky to fuck me Stranger: =) Stranger: my friend You: I am fuming Stranger: hahaha You: you said you were fucking horny You: this is bullshit Stranger: u were cumming and now u wre fuming:P Stranger: yea i lied.. Stranger: sorry Stranger: i did big mistake? Stranger: :S You: you did big mistake buddy You: BIG mistake Stranger: hahaha Stranger: probably Stranger: but what mistake Stranger: u dint showed anything You: disconnect Stranger: or else Stranger: :D Stranger: ok see u nxt time Stranger: old lady You: disconnect from my life Stranger: lets kill some nazis You: disconnect from this life Stranger: haha Stranger: nope You: world at war is horrible Stranger: i love my life Stranger: thanks for ur support Stranger: i like ur kindness for horny guys Stranger: hahaha You: fuckin' worst Stranger: lol Stranger: sorry Stranger: my teenager friend Stranger: haha Stranger: are u really 15?? You: I was born July 13th of the year 15 Stranger: yesterday was my birthday You: i hope you wept all day Stranger: wept? means? You: and wrestled with the blues You: cried You: like a coward Stranger: no i just wasted my money Stranger: and got a new car Stranger: wanna see in cam> Stranger: ? Stranger: im right inside it now Stranger: jajaja Stranger: i got very less ppl do celebreate birthday coz i have no free time mostly You: You have no friends because you are the worst? okay, that's cool Stranger: no not worst Stranger: i have friend Stranger: but they dont meet my class Stranger: i dont like hanging around with ordinary ppl Stranger: jajajajaa Stranger: i dont mean in that way Stranger: but hmm Stranger: yea You: what kind of people do you like hanging around with Stranger: hmmm Stranger: mostly with girls Stranger: rich chicks Stranger: and my dad's friends Stranger: like VIP's You: rich chicks and your dad's VIP friends You: sounds like a crowd of garbage people Stranger: haha for u may be You: I hope they stab you to death at a party Stranger: but they are awesome You: in front of a bunch of partiers You: and the partiers come up Stranger: my dad's fren's gifted me ferrarri Stranger: u can see if u want in cam Stranger: they are cool Stranger: dont say them garbage Stranger: loll You: and pour beer on your corpse and reminisced on how shitty of a person you were You: and they'll all quickly come to agreement that you were the worst person on the planet Stranger: hahaha You: and that your loss was a great help to mankind Stranger: why are u mad wth me? You: and this would cause them to party twice as hard You: They party till the sun comes up Stranger: thanks Stranger: same to u my friend You: and when it rises into the sky, they fall asleep on each other Stranger: =)) You: and wake up hours later Stranger: i hope that will happen with ppl in yr circle You: and somebody remembers that you died the night before Stranger: =) You: and word gets around You: and everybody remembers you are dead Stranger: hahaha Stranger: wtf You: and, though they had planned to go home You: they start partying again You: and they laugh at a slideshow of your life Stranger: u know whats the history of ur evolution? Stranger: lmfao Stranger: i got story Stranger: :P You: U GOT STORY!? Stranger: yea Stranger: god was making you Stranger: and he got emerngency call Stranger: and now what to do?? work was incomplete Stranger: he just throwed u in this earth in half completed work with no brains and shit life Stranger: thinking u can be a joke to ppl Stranger: and make them laugh Stranger: ***the end*** Stranger: :P:PP Stranger: hjahahahha You: God was making you and half way through he dropped you and jerked off on you You: he picked you up and poot you on the cookie sheet You: and as he slid you into the oven, he laughed to himself You: and his wife came in and said "honey, what's so funny?" You: and he opened the oven and showed her you on the baking sheet You: and she burst into laughter You: and exlaimed "Dear, I think that's the worst one you've ever made"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Heh, what's up Stranger: not much. the sky, ect. You: Yo, you wanna get out of here? Stranger: yeah. You: Hop in You: *pulls up in cock shaped car* You: hop in my fuckin cock shaped car puta Stranger: oh im in it babe You: Alright lets get the fuck outta here You: *does a brody* Stranger: sick wheels babe You: Thanks faggot Stranger: where we heading? You: lets kiss Stranger: lets fuck You: We're going by my mom's place You: I have to pick up some diapers Stranger: can she come with us? You: There's a baby coming out of my cunt Stranger: fair enough You: and i need to put it in a diaper so I can get rid of it You: Look You: I'll finish giving birth and we can get rid of the baby You: toss it off the bridge on our way to mom's Stranger: can we kill it then rape its dead body? You: then you can get up in my guts with your peenstick You: we can kill it, but don't get your dick near my son You: I'll still care for him like a normal mother Stranger: i dont have a dick you bitch You: Well put your private skin into me Stranger: nah thanks imma gonna get my taxi and leave You: No taxi is going to come near your sorry ass You: covered in baby guts and my cunt gore Stranger: shit, *pulls out rape whistle* You: get real Stranger: oh baby i am You: so where to shitter Stranger: yes yes indeed You: where are we going You: we've been sitting in my car forever Stranger: your place my place You: alright *brodies* Stranger: i dont care i want you BAD You: oh shit, I forgot I gotta stop by my mom's Stranger: hurry up!! You: -= TEN MINUTES LATER =- You: Hey mom! You: Here for the diapers You: this is my faggot friend from the internet You: Ignore him/her Stranger: hey You: *grabs diapers* You: *fills pockets with diapers* You: *opens frige and grabs a slice of leftover pizza You: *walks back into the car* Stranger: hey can u hurry up... You: "PEACE MOM!" You: I got these diapers so we could cum in them Stranger: excellent ;) You: Alright *hands you a diaper* You: cum in that for me, I'm hungry Stranger: sure here you go You: put your snack in the fuckin' diaper You: i'm jonesin' for sum'n to munch on Stranger: it is you dumb shit You: Oh alright, hold the wheel You: *presses diaper against face* You: *slurping sounds* Stranger: *throws up in corner* You: This is the worst cum I've ever tasted You: I've never had bad cum You: didn't know it existed Stranger: *car swerves * Stranger: *you die* You: Your dick makes the worst cum Stranger: thats cos i dont have oe babe Stranger: *one You: Well whatever that is You: it makes horrible cum You: you should change your diet You: *pulls over* You: get the fuck out of my car, go on You: come on, get outta my car You: take your terrible cum with youy Stranger: im already gone You: *spits cum into kleenex* You: *throws it out the window towards you* You: *brodies off* Stranger: lol good times You: *flips the bird* Stranger: yeh you bore me Stranger: you american mommy's boy or girl You: I'm african Stranger: i mean diapers dont even exist in my country You: sounds like a shithole Stranger: hahahh see what yu did there Stranger: its not btw Stranger: its AMAZING Stranger: ur jealous Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: @lewisusher/jellybean? You: yes Stranger: yes what? You: yes, jellybean please Signed, Lewis Usher Stranger: here you go You: oh thanks idiot Stranger: what? You: I was thanking you, idiot Stranger: why am i idiot Stranger: ? You: you tell me stupid Stranger: gaar meanie Stranger: your not really lewis are you? You: don't tell me who i am and who i amn't Stranger: are you lewis though? Stranger: ? You: I am You: and I amn't Stranger: ok well if you are then you need to know that im @Bondie09 You: roger Stranger: roger? You: I can't believe you wanted to talk to a stranger Stranger: i didnt i wanted to talk to lewis You: lewis is strange Stranger: who r u? are you roger? You: I'm the nectar from your boner You: the wind for your peen Stranger: but im not a guy You: you can have boner nectar and not be a guy You: women are comprised of 28 percent boner nectar You: that's actually more than guys Stranger: umm what?! Stranger: if you arent lewis then im gone You: honey, have a seat Stranger: im sitting You: I'm going to tell you something You: and it's not going to be easy You: but keep in mind that it's the truth Stranger: ok Stranger: shhot You: I'm not Stranger: shoot* You: .... You: I.... I'm not Lewis Stranger: nooooooo! Stranger: thats sad sad new Stranger: s Stranger: but you have been fun Stranger: twitter? You: are you asking me if I twitter? You: like twitter my vagina? Stranger: tyes You: yes, at night Stranger: lol Stranger: whats your twitter You: it's a horizontal twitter of sorts, strong focus on clitoral stimulation] Stranger: umm ok Stranger: whats your @ You: email@example.com Stranger: your twitter @ You: I my twitter is usually at home You: in bed or otherwise You: usually in bed Stranger: no whats your name on twitter You: my name is the same as it is when I'm not twittering You: it's not changed at all Stranger: lol ur funny You: I don't understand Stranger: why? You: explain everything you know You: i'm confused Stranger: ok one sec Stranger: i know that im pretty cool and your funny and my tongue feels salty and i had subway for lunch, lizards can grow their tails back and umm jelly beans rock You: you were the girl in juno, no? You: loves it Stranger: i unfortunately was not You: you lie hahaha *flirts* Stranger: haha oh you You: we're great friends now, i like it You: hey so what's your mom been up to? You: yeah just goin to school You: .... workin' Stranger: yes we are like bffls Stranger: yeah my mums being doin stuff You: right on, that's good to hear You: you guys still livin' in the same place? You: yeah, yeah, no I totally feel ya Stranger: yeah saame place same time u? You: yeah Stranger: good good Stranger: hows your brother? (do you have a brother?) You: no i lost my family in the tsunami, you know that You: how rude Stranger: omg im so sorry i just forgot coz your taking it so well Stranger: oh crap imma have to go do you have twitter coz if you do follow me @Bondie09 and ill follow you then we'll talk You: follow me home You: so i can rape you Stranger: no lol You: trying to get me to follow YOUR twitter? Stranger: yes You: no, right on that's cool You: no, i totally feel you Stranger: kk well follow be and yeah Stranger: me* You: yeah I'll hang out on your page You: probably most of the day tomorrow Stranger: yeah you do that matey You: kay Stranger: bye bye now You: well okay You: goodbye then Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: female with msn and webcam? You: yes that describes me well Stranger: whats ur msn? You: who wants to know? Stranger: me You: state your name potential cyber-sex candidate Stranger: phil You: I need something to work with here if we're gonna do this You: phil, that's a miserable faggot's name You: give me a fake one, that'll have to do You: We'll call you cumstain gaypoops You: it's less gay than Phil Stranger: ok :L You: so I'll start You: i'm all out of faith You: this is how i feel You: i'm laying naked on your floor spreading my vag You: make your move Stranger: do this on msn? You: I dont' have that in my country Stranger: webcam? You: i might be able to dig one up You: i'm surrounded by junk Stranger: lol You: it's hard to even hear you through all this junk Stranger: do u have any pics? You: yes i have pictures, yes You: pictures of me i presume? You: yes i have those Stranger: can i see some :) You: I can send you some of my favorite pictures Stranger: ok :D You: http://www.thegreatillusion.com/daydreams.jpg You: it's all part of thegreatillusion.com Stranger: hmmm You: I'll build up to the pictures of me You: and start off with my favorites Stranger: cool You: okay this next one is my fave band http://media.photobucket.com/image/stellar%20pic/emeek/Incubus%20Album%20Covers/Stellar.jpg You: try it on for size You: in your browser Stranger: can i have a pic of u? You: i get to show you 20 more of my favorite pics You: then you unlock mepics Stranger: ok You: okay, but I need to ask you questions about each one so I know you looked at it Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
And then there spoke the piece of an old cord. "I was made in a place of doom, and doomed men made my fibres, working without hope. Therefore there came a grimness into my heart, so that I never let anything go free when once I was set to bind it. Many a thing have I bound relentlessly for months and years; for I used to come coiling into warehouses where the great boxes lay all open to the air, and one of them would be suddenly closed up, and my fearful strength would be set on him like accurse, and if his timbers groaned when first I seized them, or if they creaked aloud in the lonely night, thinking of woodlands out of which they came, then I only gripped them tighter still, for the poor useless hate is in my soul of those that made me in the place of doom. Yet, for all the things that my prison-clutch has held, the last work that I did was to set something free. I lay idle one night in the gloom on the warehouse floor. Nothing stirred there, and even the spider slept. Towards midnight a great flock of echoes suddenly leapt up from the wooden planks and circled round the roof. A man was coming towards me all alone. And as he came his soul was reproaching him, and I saw that there was a great trouble between the man and his soul, for his soul would not let him be, but went on reproaching him.
"Then the man saw me and said, 'This at least will not fail me.' When I heard him say this about me, I determined that whatever he might require of me it should be done to the uttermost. And as I made this determination in my unfaltering heart, he picked me up and stood on an empty box that I should have bound on the morrow, and tied one end of me to a dark rafter; and the knot was carelessly tied, because his soul was reproaching him all the while continually and giving him no ease. Then he made the other end of me into a noose, but when the man's soul saw this it stopped reproaching the man, and cried out to him hurriedly, and besought him to be at peace with it and to do nothing sudden; but the man went on with his work, and put the noose down over his face and underneath his chin, and the soul screamed horribly.
"Then the man kicked the box away with his foot, and the moment he did this I knew that my strength was not great enough to hold him; but I remembered that he had said I would not fail him, and I put all my grim vigour into my fibres and held by sheer will. Then the soul shouted to me to give way, but I said:
"'No; you vexed the man.'
"Then it screamed for me to leave go of the rafter, and already I was slipping, for I only held on to it by a careless knot, but I gripped with my prison grip and said:
"'You vexed the man.'
"And very swiftly it said other things to me, but I answered not; and at last the soul that vexed the man that had trusted me flew away and left him at peace. I was never able to bind things any more, for every one of my fibres was worn and wrenched, and even my relentless heart was weakened by the struggle. Very soon afterwards I was thrown out here. I have done my work."
Hello all you all. Got married the other day, it was excellent. Went on a great old honeymoon in Big Sur. Stayed in a quaint little cabin and explored the forests and beaches of the area (pictures soon?). I made the mistake of watching the movie Antichrist a day before our wedding. Spectacular film, but quite unsettling. Anywho, here's a drawing I did while at the cabin (color/lighting effects courtesy of photoshop).