You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you horny chick with cam ? You: milk the nectar You: yeah You: milk your nectar on my chest Stranger: ur msn? You: my mission is to please Stranger: what You: you asked my mission Stranger: gimme ur msn Stranger: im wanking You: to please Stranger: i want to see u and cum You: Send me some cum You: I will use it Stranger: sure Stranger: first make me cum You: okay nectar bringer You: I thirst for the holy nectar Stranger: yea Stranger: give me ur msn You: okay, where do we go from here Stranger: i wanna watch u and cunt You: my mission is to please you baby You: mmmm i want you to watch me and cunt Stranger: cum Stranger: babe Stranger: do it Stranger: fast You: okay i'll do it and cunt You: i'll You: do You: it You: and You: cunt Stranger: yea Stranger: or yahoo Stranger: give me Stranger: msn You: place your member on my flesh mounds You: aka breastfeedes You: *feeders You: ever feed on tit nectar? You: nourishing You: to say the lease You: *least You: sorry can't type, i have a sculpture of your dick in my hand You: i've been sculpting it since this conversation began You: Certain personality traits reveal a lot about your boner shape You: i'm thinkin' big and thick You: and full of nectar Stranger: i wanked] Stranger: and all necter came out You: oh good Stranger: woo You: okay, could you send me some of the nectar You: that's very essential to my mission Stranger: ok Stranger: lick it all Stranger: bahha You: well, that's not on the addendum You: but if we end up with some extra time i'll consider Stranger: i wacthed Stranger: cam in Stranger: adultfriendfinder site You: did you find an adult friend? You: other than myself You: jesus, how many adult friends have you found You: i feel dirty Stranger: what Stranger: i dont give fuck abt request Stranger: i just use that site to see cam You: do you see cum? You: so you watch the cam and pretend I am the person on the cam? Stranger: i like Stranger: to wank seing cam Stranger: rather than watchinfg porn You: i don't understand Stranger: hmm Stranger: nvm Stranger: where are u from? and are u old? You: I come from within the earth and I am older than you could ever imagine You: I predate man You: and I am cumming You: and it feels so good Stranger: i know right Stranger: nth feels good than that Stranger: hahaha Stranger: age> You: nth feels good than that is right Stranger: ?? You: twenty somethin' if you catch my drift You: I'm in my young teens Stranger: i see Stranger: whats ur age Stranger: dont be too confusing You: 15 and a half Stranger: i rarelly understand what u say...my english is not good You: 17 in 6 months Stranger: 15 and half? wtf Stranger: really? You: mostly You: well, mainly Stranger: u sound like old woman of abt Stranger: 34 Stranger: who likes man slaves Stranger: hahahahaa You: I have older woman sensibilities You: my love for slave men is part of my love for dystopian sci-fi Stranger: haha Stranger: cant understand Stranger: but i cant Stranger: believe u r 16 yrs old You: well how old are you? You: I'm probably about the same age Stranger: same age?? Stranger: with ehom? Stranger: whom You: same age as you You: probably You: what kind of age do you look for in a potential lover Stranger: u think i am 16 yrs old kidd? Stranger: lol Stranger: i am 18 You: i'm trying to figure out how old I am Stranger: little girl Stranger: 19 Stranger: sorry You: I am ancient, earthling You: I predate your species Stranger: i bet you are typing this advance sentence in order to confuse me Stranger: u are not like this normally Stranger: jajajaja You: pfft, mortals Stranger: do play computer games like call of duty?? You: i don't play your reindeer games, pal Stranger: i see Stranger: i need key code for it You: I have one Stranger: i dont have credit card Stranger: jajaja You: It's written on the inside of my bottom rib You: cut my chest open and get it outt You: that would get me goin' You: the juices flowin' Stranger: hahaha Stranger: u know what Stranger: i just can understand 20% of things u type Stranger: lol You: I'm no statician You: but I'm going to provide some statistics anyway You: 100% of you is the worst You: 0% of you is best Stranger: hmm Stranger: ok You: stats make me cum Stranger: wtf Stranger: haha i cant understand a bir Stranger: bit Stranger: yet ok Stranger: i am going to play game now Stranger: bored now You: have fun with your reindeer games my child Stranger: yea ppl of 50 yrs age also play those reindeer games Stranger: its so cool indeed You: okay lets end this Stranger: and i joked little old lady...i am not horny guy bahahaha Stranger: k it was nice..=) see u next time here if chance You: fuck you You: i thought you were horny You: that's fucked up Stranger: u r not that lucky to fuck me Stranger: =) Stranger: my friend You: I am fuming Stranger: hahaha You: you said you were fucking horny You: this is bullshit Stranger: u were cumming and now u wre fuming:P Stranger: yea i lied.. Stranger: sorry Stranger: i did big mistake? Stranger: :S You: you did big mistake buddy You: BIG mistake Stranger: hahaha Stranger: probably Stranger: but what mistake Stranger: u dint showed anything You: disconnect Stranger: or else Stranger: :D Stranger: ok see u nxt time Stranger: old lady You: disconnect from my life Stranger: lets kill some nazis You: disconnect from this life Stranger: haha Stranger: nope You: world at war is horrible Stranger: i love my life Stranger: thanks for ur support Stranger: i like ur kindness for horny guys Stranger: hahaha You: fuckin' worst Stranger: lol Stranger: sorry Stranger: my teenager friend Stranger: haha Stranger: are u really 15?? You: I was born July 13th of the year 15 Stranger: yesterday was my birthday You: i hope you wept all day Stranger: wept? means? You: and wrestled with the blues You: cried You: like a coward Stranger: no i just wasted my money Stranger: and got a new car Stranger: wanna see in cam> Stranger: ? Stranger: im right inside it now Stranger: jajaja Stranger: i got very less ppl do celebreate birthday coz i have no free time mostly You: You have no friends because you are the worst? okay, that's cool Stranger: no not worst Stranger: i have friend Stranger: but they dont meet my class Stranger: i dont like hanging around with ordinary ppl Stranger: jajajajaa Stranger: i dont mean in that way Stranger: but hmm Stranger: yea You: what kind of people do you like hanging around with Stranger: hmmm Stranger: mostly with girls Stranger: rich chicks Stranger: and my dad's friends Stranger: like VIP's You: rich chicks and your dad's VIP friends You: sounds like a crowd of garbage people Stranger: haha for u may be You: I hope they stab you to death at a party Stranger: but they are awesome You: in front of a bunch of partiers You: and the partiers come up Stranger: my dad's fren's gifted me ferrarri Stranger: u can see if u want in cam Stranger: they are cool Stranger: dont say them garbage Stranger: loll You: and pour beer on your corpse and reminisced on how shitty of a person you were You: and they'll all quickly come to agreement that you were the worst person on the planet Stranger: hahaha You: and that your loss was a great help to mankind Stranger: why are u mad wth me? You: and this would cause them to party twice as hard You: They party till the sun comes up Stranger: thanks Stranger: same to u my friend You: and when it rises into the sky, they fall asleep on each other Stranger: =)) You: and wake up hours later Stranger: i hope that will happen with ppl in yr circle You: and somebody remembers that you died the night before Stranger: =) You: and word gets around You: and everybody remembers you are dead Stranger: hahaha Stranger: wtf You: and, though they had planned to go home You: they start partying again You: and they laugh at a slideshow of your life Stranger: u know whats the history of ur evolution? Stranger: lmfao Stranger: i got story Stranger: :P You: U GOT STORY!? Stranger: yea Stranger: god was making you Stranger: and he got emerngency call Stranger: and now what to do?? work was incomplete Stranger: he just throwed u in this earth in half completed work with no brains and shit life Stranger: thinking u can be a joke to ppl Stranger: and make them laugh Stranger: ***the end*** Stranger: :P:PP Stranger: hjahahahha You: God was making you and half way through he dropped you and jerked off on you You: he picked you up and poot you on the cookie sheet You: and as he slid you into the oven, he laughed to himself You: and his wife came in and said "honey, what's so funny?" You: and he opened the oven and showed her you on the baking sheet You: and she burst into laughter You: and exlaimed "Dear, I think that's the worst one you've ever made"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Heh, what's up Stranger: not much. the sky, ect. You: Yo, you wanna get out of here? Stranger: yeah. You: Hop in You: *pulls up in cock shaped car* You: hop in my fuckin cock shaped car puta Stranger: oh im in it babe You: Alright lets get the fuck outta here You: *does a brody* Stranger: sick wheels babe You: Thanks faggot Stranger: where we heading? You: lets kiss Stranger: lets fuck You: We're going by my mom's place You: I have to pick up some diapers Stranger: can she come with us? You: There's a baby coming out of my cunt Stranger: fair enough You: and i need to put it in a diaper so I can get rid of it You: Look You: I'll finish giving birth and we can get rid of the baby You: toss it off the bridge on our way to mom's Stranger: can we kill it then rape its dead body? You: then you can get up in my guts with your peenstick You: we can kill it, but don't get your dick near my son You: I'll still care for him like a normal mother Stranger: i dont have a dick you bitch You: Well put your private skin into me Stranger: nah thanks imma gonna get my taxi and leave You: No taxi is going to come near your sorry ass You: covered in baby guts and my cunt gore Stranger: shit, *pulls out rape whistle* You: get real Stranger: oh baby i am You: so where to shitter Stranger: yes yes indeed You: where are we going You: we've been sitting in my car forever Stranger: your place my place You: alright *brodies* Stranger: i dont care i want you BAD You: oh shit, I forgot I gotta stop by my mom's Stranger: hurry up!! You: -= TEN MINUTES LATER =- You: Hey mom! You: Here for the diapers You: this is my faggot friend from the internet You: Ignore him/her Stranger: hey You: *grabs diapers* You: *fills pockets with diapers* You: *opens frige and grabs a slice of leftover pizza You: *walks back into the car* Stranger: hey can u hurry up... You: "PEACE MOM!" You: I got these diapers so we could cum in them Stranger: excellent ;) You: Alright *hands you a diaper* You: cum in that for me, I'm hungry Stranger: sure here you go You: put your snack in the fuckin' diaper You: i'm jonesin' for sum'n to munch on Stranger: it is you dumb shit You: Oh alright, hold the wheel You: *presses diaper against face* You: *slurping sounds* Stranger: *throws up in corner* You: This is the worst cum I've ever tasted You: I've never had bad cum You: didn't know it existed Stranger: *car swerves * Stranger: *you die* You: Your dick makes the worst cum Stranger: thats cos i dont have oe babe Stranger: *one You: Well whatever that is You: it makes horrible cum You: you should change your diet You: *pulls over* You: get the fuck out of my car, go on You: come on, get outta my car You: take your terrible cum with youy Stranger: im already gone You: *spits cum into kleenex* You: *throws it out the window towards you* You: *brodies off* Stranger: lol good times You: *flips the bird* Stranger: yeh you bore me Stranger: you american mommy's boy or girl You: I'm african Stranger: i mean diapers dont even exist in my country You: sounds like a shithole Stranger: hahahh see what yu did there Stranger: its not btw Stranger: its AMAZING Stranger: ur jealous Your conversational partner has disconnected.