Sunday, March 29, 2009

DVD blowout!

Hey peenpeople. Getting rid of some DVDs. I have too many (something like 340) and need to free up enough space to get rid of this giant shelf. Many of these DVDs I'm getting rid of are movies that I enjoy very much, but will probably never watch again. Anywho, I'm asking like 5 bucks a piece or 5 for 20 bucks. Also down to trade or something.

Kung Fu Hustle
Talk to Her
Running Scared
Lords of Dogtown
King of the Cage (10 events, 101 fights, 20hrs)
Blade 2
The Illusionist
Behind enemy lines
Matchstick Men
The Devil and Daniel Johnston
Hellboy: Sword of Storms (animated)
Da Ali G Show (First Season) ($7)
The Invincible Iron Man (animated)
The Thomas Crown Affair (remake with Pierce Brosnan)
Team America
What about Bob?
Six-String Samurai
A Beautiful Mind
Where the Money is
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (I have two copies so I'm getting rid of one)
Wolf Creek
The Red Violin
Inside Man
Saw 2
The Warriors Ultimate Director's Cut (Missing case but has cardboard sleeve)
North by Northwest
Cold Mountain
King of the Cage: The Fighers of Japan
Kingdom of Heaven
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Swing Kids
Labyrinth (Also a double I'm getting rid of)
The War
I Robot
Rebel without a cause
Minority Report
Freddy Vs. Jason
House of Wax
The Door in the Floor
The Whole Nine Yards
The Island
The Goonies (also a double)
Menace to Society

Comment or E-mail if interested

Put some brutal guitar riffs behind this paragraph.

James Oliver Huberty will forever be remembered for one of the most shocking acts of violence in American history. Huberty, 41, was a welder in Ohio who had lost his job when the plant where he worked closed down. His volatile temper kept him from getting another job so he moved himself and his wife and kids to California where he got a job as a security guard. On July 18th, 1984 he tried to get help for his anger and called a mental health center for an appointment. When the clinic didn't call him back he began an hour-long violent encounter with his wife that ended with Huberty proclaiming "I'm going to hunt humans".

Sunday, March 22, 2009

NASA Pic of the day & Eyehategod - Anxiety Hangover

For a few years now I have been frequenting the NASA pic of the day website and today's pic is certainly one of the best yet. I particularly fancy the "pillar of smoky dust about 20 light years long" visible towards the right side of the photo.

Oh, and to contrast the new light-hearted layout I am posting a fan made Eyehategod video a friend showed me. It's a rather unpleasant compilation of footage that makes you want to get a houseboat and stay away from shore.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Conversations at work...

Guy1 at work asks Guy2 if he's seen Beerfest. Guy2 hasn't. Guy1 gasps in such a manner that you would think he had just witnessed some cosmic event or been punched in the stomach. Guy2 asks 'What's it rated?'. Guy1 responds 'It's Unrated'.

This is part one of an ongoing series.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Jenny McCarthy and a customized VHS Tape.

Listened to the newest episode of SGU today. It was a good one. They frequently bash celebrities who use their fame to push bullshit on the gullible masses, and recently they have focused their efforts towards Jenny McCarthy and her anti-vaccination campaigning. There is a whole lot to be said about that group and their claim that the Thimerosal (mercury-containing compound) found in vaccinations is giving children autism despite there being no scientific evidence to support that theory. Sadly her child was diagnosed with autism and naturally she wants somebody to blame, so she hopped on that bandwagon and became a prominent figure of the movement... So on the podcast they pointed out a recent quote of hers regarding botox injections:
"I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally, so I can still move my face. But I really do think it's a savior."
So the biotch who has been making a stink over vaccination shots, and consistently reminding the public that mercury is the second most powerful neurotoxin known to man, is praising the number 1 most powerful neurotoxin known to man; Botulinum toxin. (Botox is simply a brand name applied to Botulinum toxin, known also as Botulism.) So they sez, they sez "It's okay to utilize the most powerful neuro-toxin known to man to make you pretty, but it's condemnable to use the second most powerful neuro-toxin to save lives and protect our children from disease."


Anyway, here's a project I did at work using some white-out, a pen and an old VHS tape found near my desk.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

A strange yearning.

There is a theorized video tape of Roy Horn (of Sigfried and Roy fame) getting his face violently chewed on by a colossal Bengal Tiger. I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the video sitting alone in some dark vault, unwatched. Unloved. If only I could be with it... I hope that someday mankind can bathe in the light of this video and be filled with the wisdom and peace of mind that comes with watching a man lose his face in the mouth of a Tiger several times his size. I truly believe that the video could usher our species into the next golden age.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Mature photo manipulation.

At work I found myself thrown into a spontaneous fit of mature artistry. I understood the objectives of all the great painters and it empowered me to contribute to their collection of timeless art. Behold my creation: